Frank Rich on the lunacy of “Don’t ask, don’t tell”

NY Times
Op-Ed Columnist
Smoke the Bigots Out of the Closet

By FRANK RICH

(artwork for NY Times by  Barry Blitt)

A funny thing happened after Adm. Mike Mullen called for gay men and lesbians to serve openly in the military: A curious silence befell much of the right. If this were a Sherlock Holmes story, it would be the case of the attack dogs that did not bark.

John McCain, commandeering the spotlight as usual, did fulminate against the repeal of “don’t ask, don’t tell.” But the press focus on McCain, the crazy man in Washington’s attic, was misleading. His yapping was an exception, not the rule.

Many of his Republican colleagues said little or nothing. The right’s noise machine was on mute. The Fox News report on Mullen’s testimony was fair and balanced — and brief. The network dropped the subject entirely in the Hannity-O’Reilly hothouse of prime time that night. Only ratings-desperate CNN gave a fleeting platform to the old homophobic clichés. Michael O’Hanlon, an “expert” from the Brookings Institution, speculated that “18-year-old, old-fashioned, testosterone-laden” soldiers who are “tough guys” might object to those practicing “alternative forms of lifestyle,” which he apparently views as weak and testosterone-deficient. His only prominent ally was the Family Research Council, which issued an inevitable “action alert” demanding a stop to “the sexualization of our military.”

The occasional outliers notwithstanding, why did such a hush greet Mullen on Capitol Hill? The answer begins with the simple fact that a large majority of voters — between 61 percent and 75 percent depending on the poll — now share his point of view. Most Americans recognize that being gay is not a “lifestyle” but an immutable identity, and that outlawing discrimination against gay people who want to serve their country is, as the admiral said, “the right thing to do.”

Mullen’s heartfelt, plain-spoken testimony gave perfect expression to the nation’s own slow but inexorable progress on the issue. He said he had “served with homosexuals since 1968” and that his views had evolved “cumulatively” and “personally” ever since. So it has gone for many other Americans in all walks of life. As more gay people have come out — a process that accelerated once the modern gay rights movement emerged from the Stonewall riots of 1969 — so more heterosexuals have learned that they have gay relatives, friends, neighbors, teachers and co-workers. It is hard to deny our own fundamental rights to those we know, admire and love.

But that’s not the whole explanation for the scant pushback in Washington to Mullen and his partner in change, Defense Secretary Robert Gates. There is also a potent political subtext. To a degree unimaginable as recently as 2004 — when Karl Rove and George W. Bush ran a national campaign exploiting fear of gay people — there is now little political advantage to spewing homophobia. Indeed, anti-gay animus is far more likely to repel voters than attract them. This equation was visibly eating at Orrin Hatch, the Republican senator from Utah, as he vamped nervously with Andrea Mitchell of MSNBC last week, trying to duck any discernible stand on Mullen’s testimony. On only one point was he crystal clear: “I just plain do not believe in prejudice of any kind.”

Now that explicit anti-gay animus is an albatross, those who oppose gay civil rights are driven to invent ever loopier rationales for denying those rights, whether in the military or in marriage. Hatch, for instance, limply suggested to Mitchell that a repeal of “don’t ask” would lead to gay demands for “special rights.” Such arguments, both preposterous and disingenuous, are mere fig leaves to disguise the phobia that can no longer dare speak its name. If gay Americans are to be granted full equality, the flimsy rhetorical camouflage must be stripped away to expose the prejudice that lies beneath.

The arguments for preserving “don’t ask” have long been blatantly groundless. McCain — who said in 2006 that he would favor repealing the law if military leaders ever did — didn’t even bother to offer a logical explanation for his mortifying flip-flop last week. He instead huffed that the 1993 “don’t ask” law should remain unchanged as long as any war is going on (which would be in perpetuity, given Afghanistan). Colin Powell strafed him just hours later, when he announced that changed “attitudes and circumstances” over the past 17 years have led him to agree with Mullen. McCain is even out of step with his own family’s values. Both his wife, Cindy, and his daughter Meghan have posed for the current California ad campaign explicitly labeling opposition to same-sex marriage as hate.

McCain aside, the most common last-ditch argument for preserving “don’t ask” heard last week, largely from Southern senators, is to protect “troop morale and cohesion.” Every known study says this argument is a canard, as do the real-life examples of the many armies with openly gay troops, including those of Canada, Britain and Israel. But the argument does carry a telling historical pedigree. When Harry Truman ordered the racial integration of the American military in 1948, Congressional opponents (then mainly Southern Democrats) embraced an antediluvian Army prediction from 1940 stating that such a change would threaten national defense by producing “situations destructive to morale.” History will sweep this bogus argument away now as it did then.

Those opposing same-sex marriage are just as eager to mask their bigotry. The big arena on that issue is now in California, where the legal showdown over Proposition 8 is becoming a Scopes trial of sorts, with the unlikely bipartisan legal team of David Boies and Ted Olson in the Clarence Darrow role. The opposing lawyer, Charles Cooper, insisted to the court that he bore neither “ill will nor animosity for gays and lesbians.” Given the history of the anti-same-sex marriage camp, it’s hard to make that case with a straight face (so to speak). In trying to do so, Cooper moved that graphic evidence of his side’s ill will and animosity be disallowed — including that notorious, fear-mongering television ad, “The Gathering Storm.”

The judge admitted such exhibits anyway. Boies also triumphed in dismantling an expert witness called to provide the supposedly empirical, non-homophobic evidence of how same-sex marriage threatens “procreative marriage.” In cross-examination, Boies forced the witness, David Blankenhorn of the so-called Institute for American Values, to concede he had no academic expertise in any field related to marriage or family. The only peer-reviewed paper he’s written, for a degree in Comparative Labor History, was “a study of two cabinetmakers’ unions in 19th-century Britain.”

In another, milder cross-examination — on “Meet the Press” last weekend — John Boehner, the House G.O.P. leader, fended off a question about “don’t ask” with a rhetorical question of his own: “In the middle of two wars and in the middle of this giant security threat, why would we want to get into this debate?” Besides Mullen’s answer — that it is the right thing to do — there’s another, less idealistic reason why President Obama might want to get into it. The debate could blow up in the Republicans’ faces. A protracted battle or filibuster in which they oppose civil rights will end up exposing the deep prejudice at the root of their arguments. That’s not where a party trying to expand beyond its white Dixie base and woo independents wants to be in 2010.

Polls consistently show that independents, however fiscally conservative, are closer to Democrats than Republicans on social issues. (In May’s Gallup survey, 67 percent of independents favored repealing “don’t ask.”) This is why Scott Brown, enjoying what may be a short-lived honeymoon in his own party, calls himself a “Scott Brown Republican.” A Scott Brown Republican isn’t a Boehner or Hatch Republican. In his interview with Barbara Walters last weekend, he distanced himself from Sarah Palin, said he was undecided on “don’t ask” and declared same-sex marriage a “settled” issue in his state, Massachusetts, where it is legal.

It’s in this political context that we can see that there may have been some method to Obama’s troublesome tardiness on gay issues after all. But as we learned about this White House and the Democratic Congress in the health care debacle, they are perfectly capable of dropping the ball at any moment. Let’s hope they don’t this time. Should they actually press forward on “don’t ask” in an election year with Mullen and Gates on board — and with even McCain’s buddy, Joe Lieberman, calling for action “as soon as possible” — they could further the goal and raise the political price for those who stand in the way. Recalcitrant Congressional Republicans will have to explain why their perennial knee-jerk deference to “whatever the commanders want” extends to Gen. David Petraeus and Gen. Stanley McChrystal on troop surges but not to Mullen, who outranks them, on civil rights.

The more bigotry pushed out of the closet for all voters to see, the more likely it is that Americans will be moved to grant overdue full citizenship to gay Americans. It won’t happen overnight, any more than full civil rights for African-Americans immediately followed Truman’s desegregation of the armed forces. But there can be no doubt that Mike Mullen’s powerful act of conscience last week, just as we marked the 50th anniversary of the Greensboro, N.C., lunch counter sit-in, pushed history forward. The revealing silence that followed from so many of the usual suspects was pretty golden too.

Will the real fame monster please identify herself?

It’s almost midnight on a Wednesday.  Usually I’ve been asleep for an hour but tonight we just got home from Lady GaGa’s concert at Radio City Music Hall so I’m not going to be able to get to sleep for a while, definitely not until my ears stop ringing.

The concert was incredible.  GaGa is a natural-born performer with the ability to electrify an eclectic crowd.  But halfway through the show, I had a disturbing thought:

Sarah Palin.

When GaGa sang “We live for the fame” I had the distinct impression she was parodying Sarah Palin.

The contrast between the two women couldn’t be more striking.  One is an attention-grabbing fame whore seeker with an outlandish lust for extravagant clothes.  The other is… Lady GaGa.

One is a smart, centered, hard-working popular and influential personality who loves people and genuinely wants them to love themselves.  The other is… Sarah Palin.

The irony of GaGa is that she has achieved overnight fame and fortune by mocking fame with her music, videos and stage shows.  She simultaneously seeks celebrity while showing the world the ugly depravity our celebrity culture produces.  Then she uses her fame to tell her fans that they are not freaks, they have every right to be who they are.  Stripped of the over-the-top costuming and staging, I get the feeling that GaGa is the real thing, a young woman who genuinely wants to do her part to leave the world a better place than she found it.

Sarah Palin, on the other hand, devotes all her energy to producing this image of being the “real thing” but any discerning watcher can tell from the few interviews she’s given that there’s nothing genuine underneath the phony-sounding “you betcha’s,” winks and Tea Party speeches viewers must pay hundreds of dollars of to hear.

I hope the tea baggers get their money’s worth from Sarah Palin.  We sure got ours from The Lady GaGa!!!

Here We Go Again: This Time It’s Off “The Deep End”

The Nightly Dog has learned that ABC is premiering a drama show.  About lawyers.  Young pretty ones.  This is not going to end well.

The first time this happened was twenty-four years ago.  Remember LA Law?

LA Law was a good show, at least in the beginning.  It was sharp, sexy and controversial.   It mixed steaminess with sensitivity.

And it convinced an entire generation of college graduates who didn’t know what else to do to become lawyers.

THE DEEP END Ben Lawson as Liam Priory. Each year one of LA's most prestigious law firms recruits four young lawyers from the finest law schools worldwide. The only way for these first-years to survive is to support each other...even as they compete against one another in the cutthroat arena of high-end law. Sex, greed, romance, betrayal - it's all part of being a first year associate at Sterling Law.We don’t need this.  Read Tom the Temp’s blog to see the problems to society caused by a surplus of cynical, smart-ish, underemployed lawyers.  This crisis needs to end, not expand.  Let’s hope the freakin’ “Deep End” really sux and goes off the air or else the ambulance chasers will also be the disgruntled taxi drivers and baristas, if they can even get those jobs.  There’s no one more bitter than an espresso-maker who is six figures in debt, loans that can’t be discharged in bankruptcy.  Good times ahead!

Murderous Vegetarians?

“The essence of life is eating other living things,” said Joseph Campbell in The Power of Myth.  Like most of you, the first thought that came to my mind was “Oh yeah?  What about vegetarians?” Campbell, as if anticipating that question, responds that we shouldn’t kid ourselves.  Plants are also living things.

But maybe plants want to be eaten?  At least that’s what I’d hoped.  Ha!  Hardly.  Leave it to an article in the New York Times by Natalie Angier to kill that illusion.

Angier writes, “But before we cede the entire moral penthouse to ‘committed vegetarians’ and ’strong ethical vegans,’ we might consider that plants no more aspire to being stir-fried in a wok than a hog aspires to being peppercorn-studded in my Christmas clay pot.”

Plants do things, things like what people do in wartime, like play tricks to fight off attackers or send for help from afar. “Plants can’t run away from a threat but they can stand their ground.”

What to do with this information?  I’m going to use it make myself feel better about not resolving to become a vegan this year.  There’s always 2011.

(Drawing for the NY Times by Serge Bloch)

Who will be Doctor Who???

It’s going to be terrible saying Good-bye to David Tennant. But all good things…

The new Doctor Who on BBC America tomorrow night (Saturday 1/2/2010) at 8:30PM.

We’re enjoying the Doctor Who marathon today.  Perfect NYC weather for it.

Good-bye, Double Zeros !

Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out!

The view from my rooftop this morning.  As a writer I don’t believe the cliche, “A picture is worth 1000 words.”  On the contrary, the right word at the right time can be worth thousands of pictures (especially pictures taken by tourists in Times Square…of the M&M Store…of FAO Schwartz…).  But this picture captures my opinion of this miserable decade.  (PS I don’t like snow). 

Part of growing up is accepting the fact that the only things we can control are own actions and attitudes, and I’m not positive how much control we really have over those.  But I’m going into 2010 focusing on the good things and nurturing the gifts in my life.    No resolutions except to write more, stress less and to be a better partner, doggie daddy and friend.  With little faces like these greeting me every morning, what do I have to complain about?

Obama, The Spiritual Cave-Digger

Andrew Sullivan wrote a post on his blog a few days explaining his view that Obama’s first year in office has been a success. 

He calls it “Meep, Meep” because he compares Obama to the Roadrunner and Obama’s enemies to Wile E. Coyote.  The coyote is always convinced he has won until he realizes he’s run off the cliff and has been hanging mid-air for a second or two.  That’s where we are now. 

I agree and Sullivan posted a letter I wrote him, with my analogy, much to my delight. 

“Three years ago my partner and I visited India.  The sites that impressed me even more than the Taj Mahal were the man-made Ajanta and Ellora Caves.  For centuries, Buddhist monks and others, using primitive tools, spent their entire lives carving these caves knowing they would never live to see them finished.  Back home I was working on a lawsuit where corporate directors had committed fraud, doing all they could to inflate the next quarter’s earnings reports.  All that mattered was the next financial statement. 

The contrast couldn’t have been more striking.

For all I know these caves could have been built with child slave labor but our tour guide explained to us that they were built by monks, men who felt connected to what had gone before them, who worked on it themselves, and would pass the work on when they died.  For centuries.  I like to think they saw themselves spiritually connected to the passage of time and they dedicated their lives to that trust.   

I think of Obama that way.  Great change comes at glacial speed.  George Washington didn’t become a king but he still owned black slaves.  So did Jefferson yet that didn’t stop him from expanding democracy with the Louisiana Purchase.  Lincoln waited two years to free the slaves and did so only in the South, exempting the border states still fighting for the Union.  Even the New Deal, arguably the most significant change in our government since the revolution, didn’t include healthcare, didn’t desegregate the schools, etc.  Only a George Bush thinks that the one-man “decider” gets to change things at once, at his whim.  What a fool.  Obama understands what the Bush’s of the world and even Bill Clinton fail to grasp.  A leader is only as great as her or his contributions to the flow of historical progress. 
 
No way will Obama accomplish all that he wants. But when his time ends, the right person following him will be able to build on his accomplishments, just like the monks at Ellora and Ajanta left majestic but incomplete structures for those that followed them.  Contrast that to Bush, whose predecessor has had to devote much of his time to fixing the mess he left.

Healthcare Reform Fatigue Removed From Coverage Under Senate Plan

In a completely unprecedented move, Senator Joe Liberman reversed his earlier support for a proposal that would have allowed people suffering from HRFS (Healthcare Reform Fatigue Syndrome) to receive treatment for their condition under the Senate version of the Healthcare Reform legislation.  Lately HRFS has become an epidemic. 

“I realize it was my idea to include coverage for HRFS in the Senate bill,” Senator Lieberman told a reporter for The Nightly Dog, “but that was before I thought this darn thing would actually pass.” 

Opponents of reform argue that HRFS isn’t real or that even if it IS real, it’s not caused by humans.  Senator Lieberman seems unperturbed by either position. 

“HRFS is like global warming,” said Liberman.  “It’s probably real, but I don’t care, except to the extent that it impacts me.”  (An aide, who’d earlier tried to block The Nightly Dog from approaching Lieberman, attributed the Senator’s rare burst of honesty to the extra Manischewitz he drinks to get him through Christmas.)

“What about Carrie Prejean Fatigue Syndrome?” the reporter asked.  “Is that still covered under the Senate bill?”

“Of course it is,” said the surprised Senator.  “Even I’m not enough of an asshole to deny coverage for that.”

Obama’s Frenemies List

In October a republican senator accused President Obama of compiling an enemies list.  

“That’s ridiculous,” said Tami, proprietor of a greeting card shop in Plano, Texas.  “With idiots like Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity on the other side, President Obama doesn’t need to worry about his enemies.”

“That’s right,” said Fay Lynn, an employee.  ”President Obama needs to be concerned about his so-called friends.” 

Tami and Fay Lynn seem to be onto something.  On Day Two of Obama’s presidency Politico created what would become Obama’s Frenemies List.  Throughout 2009 journalists would expand this list to include David Brooks, Hugo Chavez, the European Union, the Chamber of Commerce, Angela Merkel, a consortium of Asians and a bunch of California democrats.

“I wish Obama would put together an enemies list,” said Tami as she rearranged a collection featuring shirtless male Santas in the “naughty or nice” section.  “Like that nasty Richard Nixon.  Could you have seen Nixon with a ‘frenemies list?’” 

“Then again, boss,” Fay Lynn replied as she poured more egg nog, “maybe Richard Nixon isn’t President Obama’s role model.”

One sport black men are tired of dominating

James Bain was released from prison after 35 years when it was discovered that he had not in fact kidnapped and raped 9 year-old boy. 

“I’m not angry,” James Bain, 54, told reporters after a brief hearing in Bartow, Florida.

“Mr. Bain might not be angry but I’m mad as hell,” said Larry, who was queued up at a vendor near Madison Square Garden.  “America needs a new pasttime.” 

“I know what you mean,” said the vendor.  ”Punishing black men for crimes they didn’t commit just doesn’t seem to draw mobs crowds like it used to.” 

Of the 245 people in the United States whom DNA testing has exonerated, none has spent more time behind bars than Bain, according to the Innocence Project, a national organization dedicated to exonerating wrongfully convicted people through such testing.

“If doin’ time for something you didn’t do was an Olympic sport,” said Larry as he squirted mustard on his pretzel,  “Bain would take home the gold, silver, bronze AND honorable mention!” 

Mr. Bain’s positive attitude also wasn’t clouded by the fact that Nancy Grace has yet to report on his tragic situation. 

“Oh, I’m sure she’ll get around to it,” said Larry as he entered 1 Penn Plaza to go to his job as a securities lawyer.  “Eventually Tiger Woods will run out of girlfriends and Ms. Grace will have to report on something else.” 

(AP Photo / Steve Nesius)